- never pick your nose in public
- never share your pooping schedule
- never kiss & keep to yourself
- never tell your dog your deepest fears
- never forget to put a napkin on your lap at brunch
- never take advice from your cat
- never pick your wedgie at school
- never forget that everyday is a fashion show
- never leave your phone unattended
- never drool while you sleep
- never forget to 'put on your face' in the mornin
- never save your nudes
- but most of all never eat a banana at school
don't eat a banana while making eye contact
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