pg #37

  • never pick your nose in public
  • never share your pooping schedule
  • never kiss & keep to yourself
  • never tell your dog your deepest fears
  • never forget to put a napkin on your lap at brunch
  • never take advice from your cat
  • never pick your wedgie at school
  • never forget that everyday is a fashion show
  • never leave your phone unattended
  • never drool while you sleep
  • never forget to 'put on your face' in the mornin
  • never save your nudes
  • but most of all never eat a banana at school

1 comment:

  1. don't eat a banana while making eye contact
    it's bad luck

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